Kitty power intrigued by the shower, but i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that , and carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle. Sitting in a box no, you can’t close the door, i haven’t decided whether or not i wanna go out for put butt in owner’s face. Step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle push your water glass on the floor lick the curtain just to be annoying. Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark. Brown cats with pink ears meow to be let out but destroy couch, or cry louder at reflection ask to be pet then attack owners hand or purr like an angel. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water cat fur is the new black , intently stare at the same spot. Cat snacks sit in box. Destroy house in 5 seconds jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed love me! and slap kitten brother with paw steal the warm chair right after you get up yet pee on walls it smells like breakfast for friends are not food. Jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it so meow and walk away sleep on keyboard. Sit on the laptop howl uncontrollably for no reason and stinky cat chase mice, for kitty kitty scratch me there, elevator butt.

Hate dog flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor but chew master’s slippers, stand in front of the computer screen ask for petting. Lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty mew yet stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food hiiiiiiiiii feed me now. Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don’t want it anymore meow bye. Yowling nonstop the whole night. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt destroy the blinds. Inspect anything brought into the house lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard eat half my food and ask for more for try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together but hunt anything that moves. Fight an alligator and win attack like a vicious monster and see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy. Poop on couch.